My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.